I’m kind of offended.
(via fuckyeahrandomposts)
The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of Jesus, reblog.
(via one-thing-1d)
I get so annoyed when I read FFs that sound like all the rest; like frikkin’ fairytales, but I can’t help but read them because they embrace the inner-weenie in me.
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